{"id":2206,"date":"2010-09-16T20:48:56","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T01:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php"},"modified":"2018-01-04T09:55:37","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T14:55:37","slug":"kettle-corn","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/recipes-2\/snacks\/kettle-corn","title":{"rendered":"Kettle Corn"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_931\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-931\" style=\"width: 216px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-931 \" title=\"popcorn\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/popcorn.jpg\" alt=\"Fresh Buttered Popcorn\" width=\"226\" height=\"178\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/popcorn.jpg 323w, https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/popcorn-300x235.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 226px) 100vw, 226px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-931\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kettle Corn<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I&#8217;m a sucker for kettle corn. Nearly every time I go to the Farmer&#8217;s Market or the State Fair, I get a big bag of it. And it&#8217;s usually at least $6.<\/p>\n<p>Now and then I&#8217;d say to myself: &#8220;Self? Why can&#8217;t I make this at home for almost nothing?&#8221; The answer would be &#8220;Because you don&#8217;t have a 100 gallon cast-iron kettle and a 100,000 BTU gas burner.&#8221; And it would always end there.<\/p>\n<p><em>Tonight was different.<\/em> I felt like having some kettle corn. The Farmer&#8217;s Market was closed and the State Fair won&#8217;t be here for another eleven months, so I thought &#8220;Maybe I don&#8217;t really need a 100 gallon cast-iron kettle and a 100,000 BTU gas burner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It turns out I was right!<\/p>\n<p>So, for all of you with a yen for something that you can&#8217;t always get, here you go!<\/p>\n<p>First we need to talk about tools: You need a pot and a lid. But probably not the pot or lid you&#8217;re thinking of.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_935\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-935\" style=\"width: 134px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a style=\"&amp;quot;border: none;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B002RWKGJY?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=bupkisorg-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B002RWKGJY\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-935     \" title=\"tramontina-22-quart-stainless-steel-stockpot\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/tramontina-22-quart-stainless-steel-stockpot-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Tramontina 22 Quart Stainless Steel Stockpot\" width=\"144\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/tramontina-22-quart-stainless-steel-stockpot-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/tramontina-22-quart-stainless-steel-stockpot-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/tramontina-22-quart-stainless-steel-stockpot.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 144px) 100vw, 144px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-935\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tramontina 22 Quart Stainless Steel Stockpot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The pot needs to have a heavy bottom for even heat distribution and be at least as tall (or taller) than it is wide, since popped corn takes up a lot of space. If the pot is too short, enough corn to cover the bottom will overflow the top.<\/p>\n<p>Next we need a lid, so the corn stays in the pot and not all over your floor. However since moisture is the enemy of crunchy popcorn, you absolutely don&#8217;t want that nice tight lid that came with the pot. What works much better is either a strainer or colander that&#8217;s large enough to cover the top of your pot.<\/p>\n<p>To that end, my favorite combination is a tall pasta\/stock pot and a big strainer to use as a cover.<\/p>\n<p>Last we need to discuss the actual popcorn and oil. There&#8217;s absolutely no need to spend $4\/Lb for any corn sold by a white-haired guy, or that has the work &#8220;gourmet&#8221; on the package. You <strong>do<\/strong> want the freshest popcorn you can find, which means that you want to buy from a place that sells <strong>a lot<\/strong> of popcorn.<\/p>\n<p>So far my favorites have been WalMart &#8220;Great Value&#8221; popcorn and Wegman&#8217;s Store brand.<\/p>\n<p>The oil needs to be Peanut Oil because of it&#8217;s high smoking point. Popcorn uses a lot of heat and to borrow a phrase from Alton Brown, burned oil is <strong>not<\/strong> &#8220;good eats&#8221; .<\/p>\n<p>The sugar can be brown or white. White sugar is traditional and gives a light sweet taste, while brown sugar has more of a molasses\/caramel flavor. I actually prefer the brown sugar, however it&#8217;s always your choice. They&#8217;re both excellent, just different.<\/p>\n<p>However that&#8217;s enough talk Let&#8217;s cook!<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"3\"><strong>Ingredients:<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td>Popcorn &#8211; Really fresh &#8220;generic&#8221; is much better than old &#8220;gourmet&#8221; &#8211; See recipe<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td>Peanut Oil (plain not &#8220;roasted&#8221;)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/recipes-2\/snacks\/popcorn-salt\">Salt<\/a> to taste (optional)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>1\/4<\/td>\n<td>Cup<\/td>\n<td>Brown or White Sugar<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>Directions<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sift the sugar. The lumps won&#8217;t go away once it hits the pan, so now is the time to get rid of them. If you&#8217;re using salt, add it to the sugar now.<\/li>\n<li>Add 3 or 4 kernels to the pot.<\/li>\n<li>Add peanut oil to a depth of about 1\/2 a kernel<\/li>\n<li>Cover pot with strainer, put on stove burner, set to medium-high and wait for all four kernels to pop.<em> If the oil smokes before all the kernels pop, you probably have old corn and need to replace it.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Immediately add enough popcorn to cover the bottom of the pot and all the sugar\/salt mixture. Replace lid and shake back and forth. Continue heating, shaking every few seconds until corn is no longer bouncing off your strainer.<\/li>\n<li>At this point you can remove the strainer to let more of the steam escape. The corn will stay in the pot because the corn popping on the bottom doesn&#8217;t have enough energy to eject all the corn above it.<\/li>\n<li>Continue shaking sideways, and add a vertical shake every now and then to keep the corn from being packed in too tightly.<\/li>\n<li>When the popping slows, remove from heat and let it finish using the heat stored in the pot.<\/li>\n<li>Transfer to serving bowl(s).<\/li>\n<li>Note that if you have a lot of un-popped kernels, you probably had old corn or not enough heat. Try a higher setting next time. If it&#8217;s too chewy, you might have had too much heat, try a <em>slightly<\/em> lower setting next time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a sucker for kettle corn. Nearly every time I go to the Farmer&#8217;s Market or the State Fair, I get a big bag of it. And it&#8217;s usually at least $6. Now and then I&#8217;d say to myself: &#8220;Self? Why can&#8217;t I make this at home for almost nothing?&#8221; The answer would be &#8220;Because &#8230; <a title=\"Kettle Corn\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/recipes-2\/snacks\/kettle-corn\" aria-label=\"Read more about Kettle Corn\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1393,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2206","page","type-page","status-publish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2206"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4853,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2206\/revisions\/4853"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}