{"id":308,"date":"2009-05-01T17:05:55","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T22:05:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/?page_id=308"},"modified":"2018-01-04T09:55:30","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T14:55:30","slug":"russell","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/friends\/russell","title":{"rendered":"Russell"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_299\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-299\" style=\"width: 414px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-299\" title=\"russell\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/russell.jpg\" alt=\"Russell the Cat\" width=\"424\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/russell.jpg 424w, https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/russell-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-299\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Russell the Cat<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Be afraid. Be very afraid.<\/p>\n<p>The terrifying man-eating tiger stares at it&#8217;s next victim!<\/p>\n<p>We adopted Russell from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnyspca.org\/\" target=\"new\">CNYSPCA<\/a> when he was about 6 months old.<br \/>\nHe acted completely sweet and honest in his cage, and we fell for it!<\/p>\n<p>Little did we know that he would soon embark on a life of kitty crime, engaging in the worst sort of fraud and deception. He waits until we turn our backs, then savagely knocks things off the counters and shelves and blames it on the dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Be afraid. Be very afraid. The terrifying man-eating tiger stares at it&#8217;s next victim! We adopted Russell from the CNYSPCA when he was about 6 months old. He acted completely sweet and honest in his cage, and we fell for it! Little did we know that he would soon embark on a life of kitty &#8230; <a title=\"Russell\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/friends\/russell\" aria-label=\"Read more about Russell\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":0,"parent":1054,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-308","page","type-page","status-publish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4738,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/308\/revisions\/4738"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bupkis.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}